A Gmod Tavern

A Garry's Mod Community with simple beginnings rooted in stupid jokes and a sizeable friend group, we hope you'll find our cruelly unfunny shitposts just as miserable as we do.

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All systems operational

Server running smoothly

Keep the Tavern Running

Our servers run on voluntary donations & good vibes

Non-aggressive monetization: We believe in keeping things fun without paywalls or aggressive ads. Your support helps us maintain our servers, develop stupid new features, and keep the community thriving!
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Unseriously professional

We've built something genuinely unique - a space where impulsive ideas meet quality production. A land where stupid & dumb memery is strength and if it is funny, we'll add it as a feature!

Interactive Targeting System

Our custom web-based player interaction system, born out of a single sentence from DJ himself. It is exactly as advertised, delete someone on the server out of existence from this page!

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Explore System

PAC3 Abominations & Masterpieces

Complete PAC3 support, which most people have made beautiful things with. Care to balance it with stupid things?

Start Creating Garbage

Custom Development

Zepp Thunderbolt (plane with tits) is our lead developer hellbent on doing dumb shit with gmod that probably is a horrible idea. And also the one writing this!

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Shits & Giggles

While we can't tolerate genuine assholes, we are a deeply unserious group of misfits Bring all of your worst jokes, worst memes and please the most sloppy of posts.

Our Guidelines

Community Input

Welcoming player suggestions to keep things interesting, no matter how stupid it may be.

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Freedom Of Addon Usage

Unless an addon is horribly busted or broken, it tends to be pretty accessible to new players. buildmode & pvp mode help people not need to participate in unwanted fights.

Explore Tools

Join Our Tavern

Misfits incarnate.

Hanging Out

Whether you're new to Garry's Mod or play this game religiously, we don't care, as long as you're chill.

Active VC During Peak

We thrive on dumb conversations.

Quality Experience

High-performance servers, custom content, and continuous updates is really one of few serious parts of this place!